Top secret Х-file 3.0 from the NSA YouTube collection 2016

It is forbidden to watch and listen by the will of the highest authorities of the scum and scoundrels fraction. I am a Soviet-trained philologist specializing in classical antiquity. For 30 years, I have been investigating the high-level connections between Ancient Rome and Ancient China. My research has shed light on the migration of ancient Romans to the East during the Roman Republic’s civil wars. Among the polities that emerged in the East as a result, one is particularly noteworthy—which I have tentatively termed the "Union of Samghic (Soviet) Sarvastivadin Republics" (USSR 0.0). Its leaders bore the title Boz. The death of two such boz-rulers in the year 374 led to a major war and the total collapse of the Roman Empire. The Russian word *bokh* ("god") shares a common Proto-Slavic origin with the English word *boss*; meanwhile, in the Chinese language, this same Proto-Slavic root — *bakh-bozh* — gave rise to the concept of light: *байжи* (白日).